Pack a Towel: The Geek Travel Series
Welcome to Pack a Towel: The Geek Travel Series Travel advice you didn’t know you needed—for places that don’t technically exist. Every Sunday, I publish immersive travel guides to fandom-inspired destinations as if they’re real—complete with sightseeing tips, fictional cuisine, local warnings (watch out for rogue sand people), and highly unnecessary packing lists. Whether you’re dreaming of a lakeside retreat on Naboo or braving the snowstorms of Hoth, this series is for geeks who like their getaways with a side of sarcasm, starships, and speculative danger. New destination every Sunday. Bring snacks. Don’t forget your towel.
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How to Survive 10 Days on Tatooine With Kids (And Not Join a Smuggling Ring)
How to Survive 10 Days on Tatooine With Kids (And Not Join a Smuggling Ring) Congratulations! You’ve just booked a family holiday to the hottest destination in the Outer Rim—literally. If you’ve always dreamed of double sunsets, camel-like creatures with opinions, and your kids whining about sand again, then Tatooine is the place for you. As your devoted Star Wars travel agent, I’ve compiled this guide to help you survive, thrive, and maybe even enjoy your time on this desert rock. It’s not your typical family vacation, but hey—neither are you. Getting There Most families arrive via Mos Eisley Spaceport (Gate 3 for domestic Outer Rim flights). If you’re flying…
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How to Spend a Luxury Romantic Weekend on Naboo (From Your Galaxy’s Favourite Travel Agent)Nabboo
How to Spend a Luxury Romantic Weekend on Naboo (From Your Galaxy’s Favourite Travel Agent) Welcome to Naboo—lush, elegant, and so stunning it looks CGI. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, escaping the bustle of Coruscant, or need to reignite the spark with your favourite Jedi, Naboo is the crown jewel of the Mid Rim and the perfect spot for a luxury romantic getaway. As your trusted intergalactic travel advisor, I’ve curated the ultimate romantic weekend on Naboo—fit for a senator, a smuggler, or just two tired parents who need a break from the Padawan academy chaos. Why Naboo? There’s something about Naboo—maybe it’s the soft golden light, the lake mist…